Penis

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Justin Bieber

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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poop

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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