You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Grammer is very important

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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