- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Dylan is gay

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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