What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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a man said hi.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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