fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Jesus was a good guy

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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your mom died.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Billy Cundiff.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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