- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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