Why did the man die? He got shot!

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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your mom died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Dance is a sport

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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