- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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