Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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