Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Yeah right loser!

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the WNBA

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Ebola

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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