Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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A baby seal walks into a club

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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