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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

What's the difference between a duck?

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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