- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

A white person at Harvard

shammmm is a lesbian.

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