what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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My life :(

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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charlie sheen losing

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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