What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Black people

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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