- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Two english guys meet at work

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Once upon a time, The end.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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