- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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