- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

AIDS

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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