- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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