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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

knock knock how there me ok come in

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

This is a joke setup.

knock knock how there me ok come in

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

I ponder

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

We are lawyers

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Knock knock. Come in.

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