- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

I ponder

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

you are a åsshole :)

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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