What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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