Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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