what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why is your face? Because.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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