Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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