Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Penis.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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