Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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