- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

Apple.

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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