What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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