An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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