Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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hey

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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