What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Apple.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Fags are gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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