homework

That's what she didn't say

women's rights.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...