- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

A baby seal walks into a club

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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