What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Anti Joke

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