A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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knock knock Come in!!!

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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TWIX PAUSE!

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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