- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Cancer

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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