yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

AIDS

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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