What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Penis

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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