When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

how may i help you

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

0 + 0 = 0

A horse walks into a barn.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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