Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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