- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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