- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Gorden Brown.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Nippies

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

A Jew! Bless you.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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