- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

... i forgot the joke :p

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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