- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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