i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

Rigo your a stupid ass

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Why is pi? Because circles.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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