Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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WNBA

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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