Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

What time is it? 20:45.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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