- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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