- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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