what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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0 + 0 = 0

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Get in the car.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Anti Joke

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