Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Billy Cundiff.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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