- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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