- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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