How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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