- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

I would rape her

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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