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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

FUCK YOU NEVEN

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Okay, one second.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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