Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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im black

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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That's what she didn't say

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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