Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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You're Adopted.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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