You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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