whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

lol this is the best joke ever!

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

I have aids

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

I just found out i have cancer.

Barbara Streisand

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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