- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

An irish man walks out of a bar

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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