A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What's big and fat? An obese man.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

LIFE :(

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Woman's rights

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

matty russel are you on here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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