- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Yo mamas so fat.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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