Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Knock, Knock Come in

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Nickelback

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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u jelly?

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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WNBA

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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