What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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