Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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