A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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