- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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