Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Women's rights.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Poop swing

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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