- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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