How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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