How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Darude- Sandstorm

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

your mom died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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