- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

spell backwards: taco cat

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Women's rights

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Snarf Nuggets

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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