Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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