Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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