If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Anti Joke

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