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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Gingers.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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